Patrick Bateman: Do you like Sunn O)))? Paul Allen: They’re OK. Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too lo-fi for my tastes, but when “Flight of the Behemoth” came out in ‘02, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sub-bass, and a new sheen of consummate amplification that really gives the songs a big boost. They’ve been compared to Earth, but I think Sunn O))) has a far much more grimm, mystical style of drone. Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram. Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen? Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the Alternative Press all over the place, d-do you have a girlfriend? A little pop-punker or something? Patrick Bateman: No, Allen. Paul Allen: Is that a Grimmrobe? Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In ‘05, SunnO))) released this, “Black One”, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Báthory Erzsébet”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of obscurity, and the importance of coffins, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself.  [raises axe above head] Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!  [he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him] Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A “WHITE 1” DELUXE GATEFOLD 2XLP ON EBAY NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!
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Patrick Bateman: Do you like Sunn O)))?
Paul Allen: They’re OK.
Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too lo-fi for my tastes, but when “Flight of the Behemoth” came out in ‘02, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sub-bass, and a new sheen of consummate amplification that really gives the songs a big boost. They’ve been compared to Earth, but I think Sunn O))) has a far much more grimm, mystical style of drone.
Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.
Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?
Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the Alternative Press all over the place, d-do you have a girlfriend? A little pop-punker or something?
Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.
Paul Allen: Is that a Grimmrobe?
Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In ‘05, SunnO))) released this, “Black One”, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is “Báthory Erzsébet”, a song so catchy, most people probably don’t listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it’s not just about the pleasures of obscurity, and the importance of coffins, it’s also a personal statement about the band itself.
[raises axe above head]
Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
[he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him]
Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A “WHITE 1” DELUXE GATEFOLD 2XLP ON EBAY NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUCKING BASTARD!

image via weedhitler

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